Wednesday, February 06, 2008

A pain in the you know where


I am nerdier than 96% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out!


My missus often says when I am blogging ...

OK, who are you going to upset this time?


It goes with being a nerd I guess. I always suspected that I might be one, it is now confirmed.

Nerds are not known for being tactful, they are just stupidly blunt at times. Nerds don't know that being honest with their thoughts is not always wise.

I need to get healed of this nerdisitis. Somebody please lay his hand on me and pray (LOL).

13 comments:

David said...

Bro,

Instead of healing perhaps you can read and meditate on the Purpose Driven Life. That will kill every inkling of concern for doctrine you have. Or make you to physically ill to blog at all! ;)

Keep it up bro!.

God's peace from your fellow adhernt to nerdology and sufferer of nerditis. †

David said...

too*

Past Elder said...

73%, Mid Level Nerd.

I must yield the crown to you!

Oh wait, we were speaking of geekishness, not nerditity, some time back. What is the geek implication of a nerd score? Is there a geek implication to a nerd score? Who would care more, a geek or a nerd, or is it common?

OK, now I want you to touch your computer and pray with me, since Jesus said where two agree as touching anything ...

L P Cruz said...

Bro David,

I got the book bro, it makes me vomit just thinking of it, I need to go to the toilet... wait, I will be back....

OK, I am back...

I heard that one should not laugh at a Nerd or Geek, cause... they might give you a job one day!!!!

Look at the greatest Nerd of all time -- Bill Gates.

One day, we nerds will rule the world!

LPC

L P Cruz said...

P.E.

Good question sir, but I do vow down to your geekishness.

The difference? Well as far as I can remember... is that a nerd is never lucky when it comes to finding a date.

A geek on the other hands say --"who needs a date"?

Ok I can feel it I can feel the electric sensation on my hand as I touch the screen...(;-)


LPC

L P Cruz said...

David/P.E.

I just did some research... a nerd is autistic while a geek has OCD.

I am in between.

Don't worry dear chaps, we will have our revenge one day.

LPC

Xan said...

97% here... I must be doing something right (or wrong, depending)!

L P Cruz said...

xan,

I vow down to your nerdiness.

Do not doubt it, denial is futile.

I know the initial sad shock that it could be true, that you are --- a nerd after all.

We do not mind, we are used to it, bro. This is your homie depot. You can hang out here.



LPC

Doorman-Priest said...

96% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
4% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Definitely not nerdy, you are probably cool.


Now ask me how much I care!

Carrie said...

I got about 56%. I really thought I would score higher.

You truly are a supergeek, be proud of it.

The Scylding said...

76. Mid level - about what my guess was.

L P Cruz said...

D.P.

That means the girls and grandmas like you; you are well mannered and a gentleman. You have social graces. Also you do not wear braces. You got good grooming skills.

Nerds are nervous and shy around people about the only socially successful interaction they have is with computers.

Compared to geeks, nerds are scruffy only on weekends, the geeks are scruffy everyday.

You do not need healing bro, rejoice.

However, you can always become like one of us.

LPC

L P Cruz said...

Scylds/Carrie,

Remember, there is room at Nerdland for more.

About the only friends of nerds are fellow nerds themselves, so we can get you into nerdom very soon if you give us some time to hang out and chill together.

Do not worry, your normalcy does not last very long, your nerdiness increases with age.

(LOL)

LPC